Batten down the hatches! (But sir, we already did.) Well, batten them down again. We’ll teach those hatches!

There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. -Lawrence Flon-

Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

You know you are in trouble when a swamp starts looking familiar.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I’m loving every minute of it.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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Ronald Reagan won the Cold War without firing a shot. -UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher-
I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. -C. S. Lewis-

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.