Intelligence has its limits. Stupidity hasn’t found its bounds yet.

God Recycles: He made you out of dust.

It’s a good thing Mary felt differently about abortion than Notre Dame does.

Now, to find the cure. May it be not worse than the disease. -Man of La Mancha-

What will [you do] when the anaesthetic fog which we call “nature” or “the real world” fades away and the Presence in which you have always stood becomes palpable, immediate, and unavoidable? -C. S. Lewis-

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler-

When a crisis confronts the nation, the first question often asked by policymakers is: “What naval forces are available and how fast can they be on station?” -Admiral Carlisle A. H. Trost, CNO May 1990-

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. -Dan Quayle-

The Way to see by Faith, is to shut the Eye of Reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle. -Benjamin Franklin-

Brooks’ Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.