Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it. -Dan Quayle-

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin. -Ronald Reagan-

Yesterday it worked…Today it is not working…Windows is like that.

As mad as two snakes hissing in a pit, that didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

Age is mind over matter. If you don=E2=80=99t mind, it don=E2=80=99t matter= .

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. -Albert Einstein-