As the good shepherd said, “Let’s get the flock out of here!”

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code. Conclusion: Every non-trivial program can be simplified to one line of code, and it will contain a bug.

A good engineer will go to any amount of effort to avoid extra effort.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein-

=E2=99=AB I am persuaded to believe nothing can separate us from the wonder= ful love of God. =E2=99=AA / High above it will send us if we let it live w= ithin us while the sinful earth we trod. =E2=99=AA / Neither height nor dep= th, nor principalities; things present nor things to come, =E2=99=AA / Thou= gh the devil he may hate us he can never separate us from the wonderful lov= e of God. =E2=99=AB=20

“NUTS!” -Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe-

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. -Napoleon Bonaparte-

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?