I was put on this earth to embarrass my teenagers.

Subtle is the Lord, but malicious He is not. -Albert Einstein-

Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.

I think there is a world market for, maybe, five computers. -Thomas Watson, IBM (1943)-

Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days. -W. C. Fields-

It ain=E2=80=99t a fit night out for man or beast! -W. C. Fields-

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

I learn more and more about less and less until eventually I know everything about nothing.

Any country whose main agricultural exports are coffee and cocoa can’t be all bad.

Charlie Brown: You’re not afraid of a little pain, are you? Lucy: Sure I am! Pain hurts!