Still thou are blest, compared wi’ me! / The present only toucheth thee: / But och! I backward cast my e’e, / On prospects drear! / An’ forward, tho’ I canna see, / I guess an’ fear! -Robert Burns, To A Mouse-

Programmers don’t die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

Here lies the body of James O’Day / He died maintaining the right-of-way. / He was right, dead right, all along / But he’s just as dead as if he’d been wrong.

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I can’t say as ever I was lost, but I was bewildered once for three days. -Daniel Boone-

Never confuse motion with action. -Benjamin Franklin-

I love it when a plan comes together. -Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith, of “The A Team”-

A ship-of-war is the best ambassador. -Oliver Cromwell-

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it. -Ronald Reagan-

A good FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN in any language.