Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!

We have met the enemy and he is us. -Pogo (Walt Kelly), March 21, 1970-

God is real, unless declared integer.

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena.

An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot!

Access denied–nyah nyah nya nah nah!

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-

It’s like de j=C3=A1 vu all over again. -Yogi Bera-=20

A zebra does not change its spots. -Al Gore-