The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers! -R. W. Hamming-

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

I’m not trying to be difficult, I am this way naturally.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

But he was not bowed down as he left the house. On the contrary, he carried his head high, like a happy and proud man, for he knew that the best things life has to bestow had been given to him. -August Strindberg, in “Half A Sheet Of Foolscap”-

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t an, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, administrate.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Bera-

I like women who prefer roses on the table over diamonds around their necks.

No human investigation can be called real science if it cannot be demonstrated mathematically. -Leonardo da Vinci-