I used to care. But now there’s a pill for that.

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-

Aw, you know how it is. -Wally Cleaver-

War is mainly a catalogue of human blunders. -Winston Churchill-

In case signals can neither be seen or perfectly understood, no captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside the enemy. -Lord Horatio Nelson-

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure. -Ronald Reagan-

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -Doug Linder-

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize what you heard is not what I meant.

How can something which seemed so plausible at the time seem so idiotic in retrospect? -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes-