I am not one who – who flamboyantly believes in throwing a lot of words around. -George H. W. Bush-

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t go to yours. -Yogi Bera-

You should be able to laugh at yourself. After all, everyone else does.

Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest =E2=80=94 Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum= ! Drink and the devil had done for the rest =E2=80=94 Yo-ho-ho, and a bottl= e of rum! -Robert Louis Stevenson-

Liberals encourage diversity of opinions and beliefs, if they’re pretty much the same opinions and beliefs already held by liberals. -Daniel Walker-

A good landing is any one when you can walk away from the airplane.

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. -Ronald Reagan-

One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it. -Ronald Reagan-

You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing =E2=80=94 after= they have tried everything else. -Winston Churchill-

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. -Groucho Marx-