When you come right down to it, Katie, I’ve known Tramp longer than I’ve known you. -Robbie Douglas, My Three Sons-

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain-

Why is it when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we’re said to be schizophrenic? -Lily Tomlin-

We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-

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Freedom is a rare and delicate plant. The great threat to freedom is the concentration of power. Government is necessary to preserve our freedom; yet by concentrating power in political hands, it is also a threat to freedom. -Milton Friedman-

Debugging is at least twice as hard as writing the program in the first place. So if your code is as clever as you can possibly make it, then by definition you’re not smart enough to debug it. -Brian W. Kernighan-

I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war. -Albert Einstein-

It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it. -Robert E. Lee-

The beatings will continue until morale improves.