The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet. -William Gibson-

The future ain’t what it used to be. -Yogi Berra-

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. -John Sladek-

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. -Niels Bohr-

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -Thomas Jones-

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. -Andy Warhol-

I never think of the future – it comes soon enough. -Albert Einstein-

The friendship that can cease has never been real. -Saint Jerome-

When the opposite sex is involved, you have to expect a certain amount of inconsistent and idiotic behavior. -Ward Cleaver-

When a duck flies upside down, he quacks up.