Why is the rum all gone? -Capt. Jack Sparrow-

It’s a very good question, very direct, and I’m not going to answer it. -George H. W. Bush-

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. -Benjamin Franklin-

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein-

Two wrongs don=E2=80=99t make a right but two negatives make a positive! -M= artin Waure-

I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Get there first with the most men. -Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest-

That’s the most ridiculous thing up with which I have ever had to put -Winston Churchill-