My dream is of a place and a time where America will once again be seen as the last best hope of earth. -Abraham Lincoln-

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -Mark Twain-

So many chocolates … So little time. -Baskin Robbins Ice Cream-

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain-

I’m avoiding having a midlife crisis by repeatedly entering adolescence.

There are two secrets to success: 1. Never tell everything you know. -Steven Shelton-

People are basically stupid. Give them a chance, and they’ll prove it every time.

What On Earth Are You Doing For Heaven’s Sake?

Good, better, best. Never let it rest, till your good is better, and your better’s best.

It’s a hardware glitch. We don’t make miostakes.