“Have you read my #1 best seller? (There will be a test.)” -God-

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. -Yogi Bera-

We cannot have peace if we are only concerned with peace. War is not an accident. It is the logical outcome of a certain way of life. -A. J. Muste-

I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it. -Ogden Nash-

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. -Albert Einstein-

As I have said for many years throughout this land, we’re borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change. -Al Gore-

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. -Albert Einstein-

I do not believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect intended us to forgo their use. -Galileo Galilei-

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the remainder of the day.