Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in mud. Eventually, you figure out he just likes it. -Dennis Evans-

I was going to procrastinate, but I kept putting it off.

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination. -Douglas Adams-

The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. -George W. Bush-

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil. -Douglas Adams-

What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure? Is there a better way to die? -Charles Lindbergh-

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams-

Human beings, who are almost unique in their ability learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams-