If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. -Dan Quayle-

BOHICA: Bend over. Here it comes again.

That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate are lousy programmers. -Larry Niven-

Never memorize what you can look up in books. -Albert Einstein-

The difference between those people inside insane asylums and those outside is, there are more of us. If there were more of them, they would lock us up.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

“Big Bang Theory, you’ve got to be kidding.” -God-

Healthy? This town is so healthy when they founded it they had to shoot a few people to start the cemetery.

Truth is too powerful to allow anything except approximation. -Dr. John von Neumann-

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.