Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.

Boy, am I glad that the hole is in your end of the boat.

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. -Joseph Goebbels-

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience. -Pierre Teilhard de Chardin-

Reiser’s Law: Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.

When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. -Benjamin Franklin-

It must have been the coffee. -Jack Soo (last words to Hal Linden)-

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. -Katharine Hepburn-

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Be brilliant only for short periods of time. Otherwise, people start expecting it from you.