A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

I don’t need time. What I need is a deadline. -Duke Ellington-

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

The biggest problem with communication is the perception that it occurred.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain-

“Do you have any idea where you’re going?” -God-

There are only 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. -C. S. Lewis-

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde-

Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.