Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from Hades.

Until world order is an accomplished fact, and universal disarmament the logical result, it will be a crime to excuse men from the types and kinds of training that will give them a decent chance for survival in battle. -Dwight D. Eishenhower-

Velvet put-downs: He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -Winston Churchill-

Velvet put-downs: He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. -Forrest Tucker-

Velvet put-downs: He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. -Robert Redford-

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer-

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. -Clarence Darrow-