Life would be easier if I had the source code. -owlice-

“Me, too,” cried little Davy. “Me, too!”

But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. -Ernest Thayer-

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. -John von Neumann-

Beautify America! Throw away something pretty.

Yes, we have no bananas.

I take artificial sweetner and nondairy creamer in my decaffienated coffee.

Money is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it. -Ambrose Bierce (alt)-

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx-

What if there were no hypothetical questions?