Twitter lets you know most people’s lives are just as boring as yours. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty. -Benjamin Franklin-

God said it, I believe it, and that settles it.

In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me light and strength. -Robert E. Lee-

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain-

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable. -Mark Twain-

Some days you get the bear. Some days the bear gets you.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. -Dan Quayle-