What’s another word for thesaurus?

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your children.

Gibson’s Law: “For every PhD there is an equal and opposite PhD”.

Time is a great teacher, but it kills every one of its students.

If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldn’t be here. It’d still be waiting for an environmental impact statement. -Ronald Reagan-

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

Dear God, please make me into the person my dog already thinks I am. -Mark Twain-

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. -George W. Bush-