Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. -Alfred Hitchcock-

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. -Will Rogers-

There’s nothing like a good spoonerism to tickle your bunny phone.

Speaking as a Christian, I find the Apostle Paul appealing and the Apostle Peale appalling. -Adlai Stevenson-

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers-

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. -Will Rogers-

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. -Will Rogers-

These cards are marked! “They’re a mess!” (Yeah, a chocolate mess.) Please boys, the dirty dealer didn’t mean no harm.

Faith is an intellectual assent to the unknown. We are experiential people; we know what we see, what we do. But faith goes into the unknown. -Fr. Harry Gahre-

Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers-