Better never than late, I always say.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Screw the torpedoes, slow speed ahead. -Rear Admiral Francis W. Rockwell, 11 May, 1943-

Not everything that counts can be counted. Not everything that can be counted counts. -Albert Einstein-

If you happen to be in a certain 2 percent of the population, you have these mental qualities that resonate well with computer, and you naturally gravitate to computer science. It’s just a way of thinking that distinguishes us. Eventually, I learned that I was a computer scientist. -Donald Knuth-

Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear. -George W. Bush-

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -Mark Twain-

Did ya hear about the lady who was walking alongside the runway and got hit by a plane propeller? Disaster!

♫ Starkle, starkle, little twink. ♪ / Who in the world you are I think. ♪ / The drunker I stand the longer I get. ♪ / I’m not under the alcoflunce of incohol some thinkle peep I am. ♫