Failure to plan ahead on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

As I travel I find a general feeling abroad that Americans are arrogant. I tell my international friends it’s not so much that we are arrogant but simply ignorant.

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -Major Sidney Theodore Freedman, “M*A*S*H”-

I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one. But if I had my druthers, I’druther see than be one.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. -Salvador Dali-

Thank God for the last minute. Otherwise, a lot of stuff wouldn’t get done.

So, other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

You’ve got a point there but if you wear a hat nobody will notice.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but they have to check when you say the paint is wet?

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