Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft? -Al Gore-

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -Benjamin Disraeli-

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. -Mark Twain-

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. -Elbert Hubbard-

Did you hear about the absent minded professor, who kissed the trolley goodbye and rode his wife to work?

A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure.

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don’t tell you what to see. -A.K. Trenfor-

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?