May there be such a oneness between you that when one weeps, the other tastes salt. -M. Buxbaum-

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid the answer to a direct question. -Spock, “Star Trek”-

I have not yet begun to fight! -Captain John Paul Jones, USN-

I wish to have no Connection with any Ship that does not Sail fast for I intend to go in harm’s way. -Captain John Paul Jones, USN-

On the other hand, we have different fingers. -Jack Handey-

And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. -Dan Quayle-

Backups? We don’ *NEED* no steenking backups.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock.