The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so. -Ronald Reagan-

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

I tremble for my country when I hear of confidence expressed in me. I know too well my weakness, that our only hope is in God. -Robert E. Lee-

Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.

It ain’t a fit night out for man or beast! -W. C. Fields-

Proof-read all e-mail before sending it. All errors are detected immediatly after being sent.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

I think there is a world market for, maybe, five computers. -Thomas Watson, IBM (1943)-

Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days. -W. C. Fields-

You don’t need to experience a great deal of suffering to know that pain is not fun, which is why it’s called pain. -Chris Castaldo-