Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. -Albert Einstein-

I learn more and more about less and less until eventually I know everything about nothing.

Any country whose main agricultural exports are coffee and cocoa can’t be all bad.

Charlie Brown: You’re not afraid of a little pain, are you? Lucy: Sure I am! Pain hurts!

Great things have been effected by a few men well conducted. -George Rogers Clark, 1779-

Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means. -Ronald Reagan-

Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music. Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

♫ Oh, I, I’ve been revived. ♪ / For the first time in my life, I am alive. ♪ / When I looked into Jesus I found me a friend. ♪ / And I’m never going back to the old life ever again. ♫

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