It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it. -Robert E. Lee-

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Help! I’m talking on the telephone and I can’t shut up.

It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom. -Albert Einstein-

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein-

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Life is complex: it has a real part and an imaginary part.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts. -Abraham Lincoln-

Programmers don’t die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

You don’t have to outrun the bear. You only have to outrun the slowest person ahead of you.