In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Surely God would not have created such a being as man, with an ability to grasp the infinite, to exist only for a day! No, no, man was made for immortality. -Abraham Lincoln-

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away. – Philip K. Dick-

I thank the good Lord that none of my children went into show business or politics. -Gertrude Cupp-

The greatest sensations the human body can experience are an orgasm, a bowel movement, and safely landing an airplane. With a night carrier landing, you get all three at once.

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong. -Ronald Reagan-

If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living. -Jewish proverb-

Ward: “Do you ever get a feeling of helplessness, total frustration and rage?” June: “It’s only natural for the parents of a teenager.” -“Let It To Beaver”-

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-

Windows has now crashed … The Blue Screen of Death … No one hears your screams. (error messages in haiku)