I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

What was the second question God ever asked people?

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -Doug Linder-

I used to care. But now there’s a pill for that.

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? -Ronald Reagan-

It’s better to explore life and make mistakes than to play it safe. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. -Sophia Loren-

That’s the most ridiculous thing up with which I have ever had to put. -Winston Churchill-

Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care? -Chicago-

Aw, you know how it is. -Wally Cleaver-

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.