Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish our wants or augment our means – either may do – the result is the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to do that which happens to be easier. -Benjamin Franklin-

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Getting old is not for the faint of heart. -Mitzi Cupp-

I’ve lived, Sir, a long time, and the longer I live, the more convincing Proofs I see of this Truth — That God governs in the Affairs of Men. -Benjamin Franklin-

The only way human beings can win a war is to prevent it. -General George Marshall, US Army-

Last night I dreamt I was asleep and I was awake when I dreamed it. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Pain nourishes courage. You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen to you. -Mary Tyler Moore-

I’d like to say I wish I understood your reasoning, but I don’t. It’s easier.

“Life is short. Eternity isn’t.” -God-