Money spent on “togetherness” will yield many more benefits than an additional piece of furniture or a new automobile. A woman finds life much more enjoyable if she knows she is the sweetheart, not just the wife, of her husband. -Dr. James Dobson-

WHACK! I could’a had a V8.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right. -Isaac Asimov-

Friends don’t let friends drink Starbucks. -Dunkin Donuts-

There are two major types of lava in the world of vulcanology: ‘a’a and pahoehoe. Both of these words come from the Hawai’ian language.

What, me worry? -Alfred E. Neuman-

People are basically stupid. Give them a chance, and they’ll prove it every time.

The seashore is where gulls meet buoys.

All over the world people use kayaks and canoes. The differences between these two forms of small watercraft are very well defined and accepted. Yet the names of both of them come from words used by native North American peoples.

There are two secrets to success: 1. Never tell everything you know. -Steven Shelton-