Don’t marry the one you can live with. Marry the one you can’t live without.

The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them. -Mark Twain-

If you keep your expectations low you are never disappointed.

Clarke’s First Law of Prediction: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is probably wrong.

The Statue of Liberty test: One of the best indicators of what makes a country great is the number of people who want to get out compared to the number who want to get in. On that scale, America is on the top of the list. -Timothy Garton Ash, alt.-

So I was in the lab and I mixed some oxygen and some magnesium and it was, like, OMg.

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot twist!” and move on. -George Takei-

I strive for mediocrity so that when I rise above it people are impressed.

Might as well enjoy life. You can’t get out alive.

The winner wants to talk about the last hand but the loser says “shut up and deal.”