The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Monthly Archives: August 2016
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You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. -C. S. Lewis-
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Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. -Babe Ruth-
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God does not owe you the breath you just exhaled.
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Arguing with a liberal is like wrestling a pig in mud. Eventually, you figure out he just likes it. -Dennis Evans-
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Prayer before Battle: “O Lord, Thou knowest how busy I must be this day; if I forget Thee, do not Thou forget me.” -General Lord Astley-
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It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination. -Douglas Adams-
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The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. -George W. Bush-
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A long talk with a great friend is a beautiful thing! -Nyla-Jean de Boer-
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“Big Bang Theory, you’ve got to be kidding.” -God-