Obey what the Bible says, not what men say the Bible says.

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by
understanding. -Albert Einstein-

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Socialism is tyranny based on good intentions. -Southside Cleaners, Lakeland, Florida-

Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Bafflegab is multiloquence characterized by consummate interfusion of circumlocution or periphrasis, inscrutability, and other familiar manifestations of abstruse expatiation commonly utilitzed for promulgations implementing Procrustean determinations by governmental bodies. -Milton A. Smith-

Remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can. -LCDR Robert W. Copeland, USN 25 OCT 1944-

Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world won’t be made safer by creating barriers between people. The complexity and diversity of the world is the hope for the future. -Michael Palin-

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?