If sailing was easy it would be called quantum mechanics.

I love manatees. But the conservationists get all pissed off when you barbecue ’em. -Darrel Ewbank-

A view of the water is not a matter of life or death. It’s more important than that. -Down The Hatch Seafood Restaurant, Ponce Inlet, Florida-

Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things. -Philippians 4:8-

Life is going on out there, while here I sit eating doughnuts and watching cartoons. Reality is overrated. -Garfield-

When I works, I works hard. When I plays, I plays loose. And when I sits and thinks, I falls asleep.

An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It’s being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don’t. -Anatole France-

Until world order is an accomplished fact, and universal disarmament the logical result, it will be a crime to excuse men from the types and kinds of training that will give them a decent chance for survival in battle. -Dwight D. Eishenhower-

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

You seek a Web site … It cannot be located … Countless more exist. (error messages in haiku)