Time knows no length like the last minute of the last day before summer vacation. -B.C.-

One of these days Alice… one of these days, POW!!! Right in the kisser! One of these days Alice… BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon! -Ralph Kramden “The Honeymooners”-

Random number generation is too important to be left to chance. -Robert Coveyou-

Drive a hybrid! My Mustang needs your gas.

I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. -Dad, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

Denial. It’s not just a river in Egypt.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The Great Oz has spoken! -The Wizard, “The Wizard of Oz”-

Oppressive laws do not destroy minorities; they simply make bootleggers. -H.L. Mencken-

Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? Scarecrow: I don’t know … but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don’t they? -“The Wizard of Oz”-

King, eh? Well, I didn’t vote for you! -Monty Python-