If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Only if he loses.

Is it possible to be totally partial? No, but it’s possible to be partially total.

I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix: Never Drink and Derive.

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. -Donald Knuth-

Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. -Joseph Goebbels-

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important. -C. S. Lewis-

Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. -Katharine Hepburn-