Boy, am I glad that the hole is in your end of the boat.

It must have been the coffee. -Jack Soo (last words to Hal Linden)-

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience. -Pierre Teilhard de Chardin-

Some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Wesley”; another, “I follow Luther”; another, “I follow the Pope”; still another, “I follow Christ.” Is Christ divided?

When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. -Benjamin Franklin-

Be brilliant only for short periods of time. Otherwise, people start expecting it from you.

There are problems to whose solution I would attach an infinitely greater importance than to those of mathematics, for example touching ethics, or our relation to God, or concerning our destiny and our future; but their solution lies wholly beyond us and completely outside the province of science. -Carl Friedrich Gauss-

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

“Do you have any idea where you’re going?” -God-