She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

I think I’ll be a Captain. It was good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo; it’s good enough for me. -Sheldon Cooper, “The Big Bang Theory”-

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: “I served in the United States Navy.” -John F. Kennedy-

I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. -J. Wellington Wimpy, of “Popeye”-

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

My e-mail .sig file dates from 1991. When did you create yours?

I remember the good old days of great software. Opera web browser before version 12; Corel WordPerfect before version 12; … press me and I’ll tell you about Word Star.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one [which would] send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth — boxes of Crayolas. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination instead of death. A child who touched one wouldn’t have his hand blown off. -Robert Fulghum-

Teaching is successful only as it causes people to think for themselves. -Alice Moore Hubbard-