McBride fell 12 storeys, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

Never bring a problem to your seniors without also bringing a solution. -CAPT John L Wallace, U.S. Navy (Ret)-

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. -John F. Kennedy-

Ouch! That hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! -Wicked Witch of the West, “The Wizard of Oz”-

Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time. -Jean Cocteau-

Oceans cover 70% of the world’s surface and 80% of all the people on earth live near them. 90% of all the cargo in the world travels by sea and the United States Navy patrols 100% of them.

(Got a minute?) I’ve got a lot of minutes, and each one is worse than the one before. -Lt. Col. Henry Blake, “M*A*S*H”-

It was easier for Jesus to raise Jarius’ daughter than for some of you to get up on Sunday morning for church. -Rev. William Lahrman-

Moderation is highly overrated. -Horner’s Butcher Block, Marion, Indiana-