Yes, we have no bananas.

But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. -Ernest Thayer-

The younger generation has no internal concept of the phrase “a broken record.”

Q: Boxers or briefs? A: Depends.

“Me, too,” cried little Davy. “Me, too!”

If you don’t like my cooking have another glass of wine.

Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs. -Glaser and Way-

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. -John von Neumann-

Beautify America! Throw away something pretty.

If you’re worried about the water, just brush you teeth with vodka. (Does that help?) Who cares? -Dr. Jerry Robinson, “The Bob Newhart Show”-