It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. -Dan Quayle-

Diplomacy is remembering a lady’s birthday but forgetting her age. -Benjamin Franklin-

Gibson’s Law: “For every PhD there is an equal and opposite PhD”.

Time is a great teacher, but it kills every one of its students.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

“Let’s meet at My house Sunday, before the game.” -God-

If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldn’t be here. It’d still be waiting for an environmental impact statement. -Ronald Reagan-

I do not mistrust the future; I do not fear what is ahead. For our problems are large, but our heart is larger. Our challenges are great, but our will is greater. And if our flaws are endless, God’s love is truly boundless. -George H. W. Bush-