Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. -George W. Bush-

Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid. -John Wayne-

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

Get a good grip on that paintbrush. I’m taking the ladder for a moment.

Dear God, please make me into the person my dog already thinks I am. -Mark Twain-

It is intuitively obvious, to even the most casual observer. -Dr. Harold E. O’Leary-

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.