Famous Last Words: It can’t possibly go off. The safety is set.

I must be a very wise man because I learn from my mistakes, and I make an awfully lot of mistakes. -Fr. Garrett Roche, SVD-

Famous Last Words: Are you sure this thing isn’t loaded?

Invention requires an excited mind; execution, a calm one. -Johann Peter Eckermann-

Famous Last Words: Somebody hand me a match. I can’t see where the gas is leaking from.

Famous Last Words: You can beat it easy; the train’s not coming very fast.

You’re the most memorable person I know but for the life of me I can’t remember why. -George Utley, “Newhart”-

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

If there is any hope for any of us in this giant explosion in which we inhabit then surely that’s it: Intellect and romance triumph over brute force and cynicism! -Craig Ferguson-

Rugby is a gentleman’s sport played by hooligans and soccer is a hooligan’s sport played by gentlemen. -Ken Bauer-