I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one. But judging from the milk we get, I’m certain there must be one.

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away. -Tom Waits-

Thank God for the last minute. Otherwise, a lot of stuff wouldn’t get done.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. -Salvador Dali-

Every human activity, good or bad, except mathematics, must come to an end. -Paul Erdos-

You’ve got a point there but if you wear a hat nobody will notice.

Work as if you don’t need the money, Love as if you’ve never been hurt, Dance as if no one is watching.

So, other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

The assertion that “all men are created equal” was of no practical use in effecting our separation from Great Britain and it was placed in the Declaration not for that, but for future use. -Abraham Lincoln-