Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I’m speaking? -long winded speaker- No, it’s purely voluntary. -Winston Churchill-

The journey of a thousand miles must begin with wondering if you turned off the iron. -William Rotlser-

What do you think of Western civilization? -reporter- I think it would be a good idea. -Mohandas Gandhi-

Every time you assume characters are ASCII, God kills a kitten. -Brian Gordon-

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. -Ogden Nash-

If you shoot enough messengers, you will stop receiving bad news.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee. -Nancy Astor- Nancy, if you were my wife I’d drink it. -Winston Churchill-

You can trust your car to the man who wears the star.

Women are to blame for the lies men tell when they keep on asking questions.